http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/ Humor - Today's Laugh en-us Copyright 2009 - SouthernGospel.com Salem Publishing - RSS Generator rss@SouthernGospel.com Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:52:58 GMT Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:52:58 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/ http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/ http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/southerngospel/sys/gr/rss/southerngospel_xml.jpg 250 43 http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1231739/ I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?"Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:29:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1231739/ I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?"Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230404/ I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took my car into the shop.The mechanic looked at it a couple of minutes and said, "What you really need is the radiator... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:13:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230404/ I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took my car into the shop.The mechanic looked at it a couple of minutes and said, "What you really need is the radiator... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230704/ Two good 'ol boys are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic. One of them says to the other, "Hey, lets have a picnic over there under  that tree."The other good 'ol boy says, " No,... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:13:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230704/ Two good 'ol boys are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic. One of them says to the other, "Hey, lets have a picnic over there under  that tree."The other good 'ol boy says, " No,... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230403/ A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.The mother got out of the car and said,... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:12:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230403/ A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.The mother got out of the car and said,... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229976/ Looking in the mall for a nightgown, a 40-something lady tried her luck in a store known for its skimpy lingerie. To her delight, however, she found just what she was looking for. Waiting in the line to... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:58:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229976/ Looking in the mall for a nightgown, a 40-something lady tried her luck in a store known for its skimpy lingerie. To her delight, however, she found just what she was looking for. Waiting in the line to... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229973/ A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one... Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:52:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229973/ A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229974/ Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him... Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:51:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229974/ Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229975/ During a recent business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled. Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings... Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:51:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1229975/ During a recent business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled. Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230037/  1. FINE - This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument that she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to... Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:50:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1230037/  1. FINE - This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument that she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228076/ A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.The... Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:11:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228076/ A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.The... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228461/ Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:Your Clothes-1st baby: You begin... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:12:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228461/ Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:Your Clothes-1st baby: You begin... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228075/ Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:11:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228075/ Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228463/ A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the... Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:10:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228463/ A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228904/ A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?""Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once.""Whom did you marry?"... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:09:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228904/ A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?""Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once.""Whom did you marry?"... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228911/ Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding.I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first anniversary, which was the truth.However,... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228911/ Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding.I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first anniversary, which was the truth.However,... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228902/ The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc,... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:10:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1228902/ The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc,... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227842/ Everything I Needed To Know In Life I Learned From A Jigsaw PuzzleDon't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.When things aren't going so well, take a break.... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227842/ Everything I Needed To Know In Life I Learned From A Jigsaw PuzzleDon't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.When things aren't going so well, take a break.... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227326/ A man got a call from his doctor who said "I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?"The man says "The bad news."The doctor says "The lab messed up your tests... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:47:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227326/ A man got a call from his doctor who said "I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?"The man says "The bad news."The doctor says "The lab messed up your tests... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227327/ 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:47:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227327/ 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I... http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227328/ Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl... it is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.Papa Bear arrives at the big table and... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:46:00 GMT http://www.southerngospel.com/Family/Humor/1227328/ Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl... it is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.Papa Bear arrives at the big table and...